PAUL RUDD!!!???!?! Paul Rudd is in this movie? With the extremely cheap looking title intro with the bad techno 80's!?! I'm so excited
7:58
BLONDE!!! BLONDE PAUL RUDD!! This just keeps getting better.
8:00
Is this an asian terminator? My roommates say it's an Asian evil Robocop but I've never seen that so I will have to take their word. So far in the movie it is just a bunch of scientists testing out this killer robot as it plays with its weapon toys.
8:03
Don't come between a robot and his tofu. He is now attacking all the scientists. Get out while you can Paul Rudd!! Also the robot might have been hacked to attack people. Also why does this film seem like a poorly dubbed kung fu movie when it is in English? Dammit Jackie Chan!
8:06
Are they speaking Asian? Anyway two guys are driving a Ferrari on a bridge that is lasting forever. HOW LONG IS THAT BRIDGE!?!?
8:09
Leave it to the Rastafarian to have a GIANT joint. White people aren't the only ones that stereotype.
Those two Asian guys driving on the bridge just took a guy from the weed party as I am going to call it. They meet the red pants Asian and he shot them. But in the guns (and I don't mean arms) so they are okay. Supposedly good ole red pants is undercover. Also who shot this and why can't they focus?!?
8:14
CAPO! It's skipping!! Don't have a question about this part I am missing por favor.
8:17
When the shades go on, Asians mean business. They already beat at least 2 cage fighters and once they trapped the others the cop showed up. Good thing these guys are cops also. In a secret Asian unit maybe?
8:19
Inspector Wok wake up!! Also tell the DP to focus!! D1010 is like an Asian protoype of a less cool R2D2. You can hate for saying that but I did. Too bad that the robot takes too long to tell someone how to disable a bomb. Dumb robot.
8:22
Another fun fact. This faux hawk Asian cop reminds me of Matthew Lillard. Love it! ooo They are the Hong Kong police. Man I'm dumb. Also why do the police have a cheerleader. The police are there to welcome Paul Rudd and the American gang.
8:25
NERDS!! They are showing off all the new weapon equipment. Too much exposition if you ask me. Let's get onto the fighting. There robots look so much like people (not at all) that they have to keep informing the audience which one is human and which is robot.
8:28
Paul Rudd is real dick that hates Hong Kong technology. Which I don't really understand. Doesn't he realize that everything is made in China? Anyways after complaining about the facilities, he treats the cops like a joke and orders them to get coffee. Typical American.
8:33
I feel like red pants (now white pants-- let's call him Big Read) is going to break into song. Instead he is just having a paint ball fight because obviously you wear a white suit when playing paint ball.
8:35
"Shit man what's with his hair" "You know what happened Kurt" "Yeah he killed himself" WTF?!
8:37
Awkward man hug just turned into date rape. Minus the whole rape part. So he basically just got drugged. I'm talking about Big Red not his blonde tip friend Kurt. And now he is tripping balls. He goes to robocop and starts plugging in a cop that he sees when he is high. I think I need to drink more.
8:41
How does Robocop thank him for his newfound freedom? He tries to blow Big Red up. Anyways robocop is now on the loose.
8:43
That robot just matrixed his way out of getting bombed!! Awesome. Faux Hawk and Hippie hair just discovered robocop. Ekkk what to do!?
8:45
Sorry Paul Rudd but you have no chance against Big Red and his Asian buddy cop friends. Especially when you have KURT TO THE RESCUE! Except he left behind buddy cops. :( Big Red managed to take his hostage with him though. Ughh. He isn't familiar with the term "Bros before Hoes.
8:48
Turns out the Robot was Kurt's design and after getting in a fight, Big Red and hostage girl jump out of the "speeding" mini van by jumping out the back. Meanwhile buddy cops are in jail. Big Red is starting to get his memory back, but I still want to know why he is fighting a giant lobster.
8:52
Much to Paul Rudd's dismay, buddy cops are released from jail. They are then told if they don't find Big Red then they are going to be charged with his crimes. This is happening while Big Red and Hostage Girl are starting their search for the "man sized lobster" (Fu*k a Giant Fish - Like a Boss).
8:55
So when they say "man sized lobster" they actually mean a man who goes by the name of Lobster and dresses like a lobster and then goes and beats up guys who are dressed as normal guys. Buddy cops catch up to him and try to convince him to come with them. They are interrupted by Paul Rudd who doesn't have time for this bullshit and takes the law in his own hands. He even yells the word "Freeze". This isn't America, Paul, you can't make a citizens arrest. Good thing the main suspect is getting away with his excellent swimming/butterfly abilities. Really? If you're going to swim away why do the butterfly. What a weirdo.
8:59
Ball Shot! Literally. During an udnerwater gun fight, I'm pretty sure someone got shot in the balls.
9:00
Free Willy?!
9:01
"I shouldn't wear green it brings bad luck" takes off shirt, covers man boobs, and cries sadly.
9:03
Hostage, Jane, defends Big Red to Paul Red. But Paul Red isn't ready for conspiracy theory bullshit. There are a bunch of long drawn out burns by Paul Red, none of which are worth mentioning though. Sorry Paul.
9:05
Apparently hippie hair loves taking pictures of Faux Hawk in his speedo and giving them to crazy facial expression girl. Sorry I'm bad with character names. Faux Hawk, Alien?, is forced to pretend to be interested in expression girl in order to get her to find Big Red for them. But faking interesting in people makes him sick. That or he has weird allergies. Turns out once he gets to know her, he has been flirting with her online for awhile. Now all of a sudden he likes her?! Stupid boy.
9:09
Big Red found Kurt's liar filled with other evil henchmen. I feel a third act battle coming on.
9:10
"Give it up Kurt. Dream times over" I say the same thing to my brother all the time (he is also named Kurt).
9:13
During the fight scenes all I can think is how did these guys become FBI agents? They are about as serious as Corky Romano.
9:14
Can these buddy cops just make out already. The sexual tension is killing me.
9:17
AWESOME SPECIAL EFFECTS!! It was soooooooooooooo realistic I felt like I was there.
9:24
Buddy cops decide to give Big Red, Edison, a second chance. They put him in the same hypnosis thinger majiger and get the code out of him. How they managed to do this inside the FBI without anyone noticing beats me.
9:27
Rat tail. No shirt. Just another case of Yellow Trash (oooo racism. I'm sorry)
9:28
Someone please give Faux Hawk an Oscar. His acting is superb.
9:31
Paul Rudd how you get such big guns? Also please tell me that he did all his own stunts. That would be amazeballs.
9:35
Runnnnn! It's Godzilla! Okay I lied it's just robocop. But still!! RUNNN!
9:38
Robot aids. The number one killer of Robots... including evil robocop.
9:42
What to do when evil robot is about to blow up? Try to arrest the robot. Obviously. Also it's skipping again. Please do not put this on the quiz.
9:48
Why did this movie NOT end in a freeze frame?!?! It totally should have.
couldn't find a trailer so that will have to do
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