Okay. Another crazy movie. Back to back. You can do it!
8:09
"In case the meteorite landed in your back yard, please don't use it as a centerpiece" Are there going to be aliens in this movie?!
8:10
Oooo. Japanese Greaser. What a little cutie.
8:13
Well, that's an interesting pee shot. I don't think I've seen one like that before. It really is nothing special. Just different.
8:15
I'm not really sure what this movie is about yet. There are aliens one minute, then rock and roll bands, then crack whores, and men who wear really short shorts.
8:16
Did he just put cocaine in his milk? Is that another way to take it. Man I feel stupid when it comes to drugs. Anyways short shorts and rock n rollers lead by Guitar Wolf have loaded guns pointed at each other. Something about being a pervert, I'm not exactly sure why they drew guns.
8:18
The greaser kid from earlier barged into the room to defend rock n roll when he gets punched in the face. Some one's gun goes off and some random dude's head explodes and short shorts has fingers blown off. Guitar Wolf then makes greaser a blood brother and gives him a rape whistle to blow if he is ever in danger. Am I suppose to understand what is going on?
8:27
Update. Some random girl with cool kicks was deserted in the middle of no where. She finds a gas station and waits there. Meanwhile a threesome on the road to see the meteorite realizes they have no money. They stop at the gas station and the driver (Asian fro) takes out knives and starts spinning them around. Is he trying to rob the place? The girl faints. Greaser pulls up to the gas station with his rape whistle around his neck. When he goes inside he hits fro boy with the door knocking some sense into him. The three get back into the car and drive away making greaser the hero.
8:30
Zombies? What the hell is this movie about? Alien and Zombies?! Are they going to battle.
8:32
When the girl wakes up she sees Greaser standing over her. Is this young love? He sure is doing a lot of awkward laughing. Just so you know, the Greaser's name is Ace.
8:34
Jeez Ace are you really going to leave the girl - Tobio - all alone so you can see some show? Why don't you take her along? Do you not notice someone (or something) hiding in the bushes staring at you and growling.
8:35
So there are two random guys in a car and that is who the zombies are attacking. I realize I didn't say anything about the zombies, just that they were there.
8:37
Ace comes across an abandon van and decides to investigate. When he gets closer he sees that zombies are attacking/eating the people that were in the van. He hops back on his back and is about to drive off when he remembers that Tobio is all alone. He sees Guitar Wolf (I think it was a vision) and Guitar Wolf tells him to be all Rock N Roll!! and get the girl. Are the zombies aliens?
8:39
Dude. If a girl says she is going to go pee, then let her go pee. Stop being a weirdo. While the couple is away (trying to pee) they hear screaming. They go back to their fro friend only to find him missing. Except for the blood on the doorway that is.
8:42
How do zombies sneak up on people? Doesn't rigor mortis set it and make it really difficult to move. You would think you'd be able to hear them coming from a mile away.
8:43
Why are these zombie blue? Are we sure they aren't aliens because that would be pretty ballin'.
8:45
Ace saves Tobio just in time and manages to find a fenced property for them to hid out in. They chain up the fence so the zombies can't get it, even though that fence seems to be a least a foot or two off the ground. Dumb zombies. I guess they aren't hungry enough to figure out gaps.
8:48
Wait. Is the short short guy the same random guy that was fighting off zombies? Perhaps. I couldn't recognize him without his shorts. But I think it was. Also they keep cutting to this random army chick (at least that's what I'm going to call her since she seems to drive an Army vehicle). Anyways short shorts found out where that rock n roll band is playing and wearing even shorter shorts decides to get his revenge... well that is what I assume he is going to do.
8:51
Pretty awesome microphones. They shoot fire out the end!
8:55
I guess those zombies figured out how to get through the gaps because things are looking pretty bleak for Ace and Tobio, except for the fact they just shared a kiss. SMOOCH smooch puppy love. Too bad they are about to die. Ace stop talking about God and try blowing you're rape whistle.
8:58
So Tobio just got naked and stood in front of Ace. To which Ace ran away screaming. Is Tobio the alien!?!? Where are the aliens!?! Nope not an Alien. Just a man. Lame. Guitar Wolf appears to him again and tells him to go for it. Love has no borders. Thank you Guitar Wolf. Except it may be too late. Tobio screams and when Ace opens the door zombies are everywhere.
9:00
Ace finally remembers his rape whistle and blows it. The band decides to go and help their blood brother Ace.
9:01
FINALLY! Tobio, who is still alive just outside, sees a UFO. There are aliens. I'm not crazy. And Ace decides to man up and fight his out.
9:03
"Are you human?" Legit question to ask during zombie Apocalypse and possible alien invasion. The annoying couple from earlier runs into the band and gets a ride from them.
9:05
Shorty shorts arrives at the concert only to find the band has left. He is pretty upset. He doesn't put on his short shorts for nothing. Someone has to see his sexy legs dammit!
9:08
The band with the annoying couple end up at the gas station from earlier. Army girl comes driving and honking up to the gas station bringing hordes of zombies with her. The band sits and watches for awhile before deciding to kill all the zombies with their magical guitar pics.
9:15
So these zombies can apparently talk. Army chick took them back to her place and while they try to figure out what to do next there is a knock at the door. A man says his name is Kondo. When they open the door, Kondo Zombie bits into half of the annoying couple (the man). Meanwhile short shorts is still on the manhunt, Ace is covered in blood and fighting zombies, and Tobio is moping about.
9:19
Apparently there are gold balls inside the zombies. This makes army chick extremely happy. Let's go kill some zombies!
9:22
Oblivious to zombies, short shorts pulls over and asks for directions. He's in luck that these zombies can talk though because he tells them where they are. He may or may not have gotten bitten in the process. It was hard to tell if he pulled away in time.
9:24
Man, it's hard to be afraid of zombies when your in a cool rock n roll band like we are. That's what I imagine is going through their head right now.
9:26
This Ace is in Beast mode. He has been fighting off zombies for almost for a good thirty minutes. When one of them pulls off his rape whistles it calls out to Guitar Wolf. They now know where he is and can help it out. Hahahaha. He just shot and blew up a car without even looking. Hope that car wasn't your drummer and bass player. Then you're shit out of luck.
9:29
With help from a zombie shield, short shorts starts shooting up the building Guitar Wolf is hiding in. But G.W just jumps out of the building and with a few strums of his guitar manages to land safely on two feet. They fight each other fist to fist and somewhere along the line Short Short gets electrocuted? Which seems to just fuel him into have eyes that can shoot lasers? What?
9:36
Noooooo!!! He uses his laser beams to blow up the UFOs. >:( I wanted my mix of aliens and zombies!! Wait a go, dick. Whatever, they manage to blow up short shorts so I guess that is a good thing.
9:38
Why don't you stop shouting and get off your ass to look for her. Whatever, Tobio finally heard him and came outside of the gas station. He finally gets off his ass and runs toward her. Meanwhile the annoying couple have found each other again. As zombies. ZOMBIE LOVE!! Hopefully they won't bicker as much now.
9:40
Alien mother ship?
9:42
So the aliens were creating the zombies. I guess that's ok. Guitar Wolf destroyed the mother ship and now all the zombies are dropping dead.
9:43
ROCK N ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!
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