I don't know why, but I love black and white film. Also really liking this soundtrack.
5:02
Yucko. Just stabbed himself in the leg and started cutting up so he could put in iron rod in it. Gross. And I think that might kill you. I kind of have the feeling this is going to turn into a David Lynch-ish movie.
5:06
I have no idea what is going on but I am loving this movie. Crazy dancing? Spitting water. Smoke. Fog. LOVE IT. I literally have no clue what is going on though. Is that metal rod expanding throughout his body because while shaving he has metal poking out his cheek.
5:07
Maybe that wasn't metal but a very strange zit, because I think he just popped it. Gross.
5:09
Jesus this man sweats a lot. He must stink really bad too.
5:10
Is that suppose to be a robot fetus or something? There was this metal nest looking this with a very small man inside. When the woman poked it with a pencil, it somehow infected her and now she is half machine? And she is out to kill zit man. At least I think she is going to kill him.
5:13
Man her robot arm is itchy. She is always scratching at it like crazy.
5:13
Yes, your little pocket knife while protect you from her robot arm. She robots him in the chest and he somehow is transported to a auto repair shop. But she has followed him there too. Dance fight? Can we please have a robot dance fight?
5:15
He realizes that he too is half machine or whatever he is and ended up squeezing her to death. SNEAK HUG!
5:17
Hmm.. There is a giant moving lump on his arm. Might want to go to a doctor for that one buddy. His feet are also like rocket skates. That would be kind of cool.
5:18
Seriously though. What is this movie. Some random girl is dancing around in her underwear with a giant hose attached to it.
5:19
Hahahaha. She was literally riding him like a horse before she violated him up the butt with her hose. Robot butthole?
5:21
It's nothing? I'm pretty sure half of your face is being taking over by machine parts.
5:23
There is some pretty seductive eating going on right now. As they are covered in sweat once again. If anyone ever feed me like I would be really creeped out.
5:25
Hahahaha. Metal boner. It was so intense that he sawed apart his table with it. What am I watching?
5:27
I'M A MONSTER!!! He tries to hid his appearance from his lady friend but she makes him show her. When she sees him she freaks out and he tries to attack her with his robot penis.
5:30
"You want a taste of my sewer pipe?" The only way she gets him to stop is to stab him in the neck. Then she decides she does want a taste I guess because his 'drill' ends up killing her.
5:34
I really have no idea what is going on.
5:38
I think he is trying to turn his dead girlfriend into a robot too. But really I have no clue. Maybe that's how robots say goodbye to loved ones.
5:41
So apparently he became a robot because he hit a man with his car and they took him in the woods to hid his body and he decided to get revenge by turning this guy into a machine man.
5:44
Everything is turning into metal monsters!! I really am not sure what to even call these things.
5:46
Now his dead lover just morphed into the weird monster man that has been out to kill him for the whole movie by infecting others with machinery.
5:48
I feel like I should be on drugs while watching this movie.
5:50
I don't even know how to describe what is going but there is a pretty cool chase scene.
5:52
And now there is some rando that is beating him up. Why? No idea.
6:00
Killing once again with his dick. This time its the guy that he hit with his car who has been trying to kill him the whole movie. I think he's really getting on drilling this guy. Honestly I am having trouble telling who's who and what's what at this point in the movie.
6:02
Gay kiss? Nope. Nothing. Just a rebirth thing going on. Whatever they are joined together and they are going to take over the whole world with their "rust".
6:05
Did i just see a roll out? In the middle of a scene? Well. That was interesting. Like a train wreck I just couldn't look away.
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