1:23
Please be running and not having sex. Yes! He is running.
1:24
After he missed his train, a train came out of his head. I guess you could say he lost his train of thought. Ahhhh. Puns. Anyways on the train was his crush, who he never had the courage to talk to. Guess she moved away. Womp womp.
1:27
Awesome old man keeps poking his head out the window to look at a little girl. When she turns to look at him he slams the window shut. Okay, maybe it's a creepy old man but either way I like his style.
1:28
I have a feeling this is going to be another movie that I don't understand and it's too early for me to start drinking.
1:30
Teach me how to Dougie!
1:34
Nothing like hearing stories from your stoned Uncle. At least he seems high to me. He is talking about a haunted forest and how he ended up having to take a poop in it. For the love of god child age uncle, take a poop already.
1:36
Problem solved. He found a giant egg half buried and decided that is the perfect spot. Afterwards he talks about running into a man, who may or may not have been a ghost and apparently this ghost man has been following him around ever since. Maybe that giant egg was wear he died and he is pissed the child took a shit on it.
1:38
Haha. He just revealed the ghost man had shit on his head. Guess I was right.
1:39
The little girl hears that the ghost stopped haunting him once he was able to do a back flip off the horizontal bar. She would try to do the same to get rid of her demon except that the ghost following her is a giant head of herself. Not some stranger.
1:40
A group of cops came about the shit in the woods. The dig it up and it turns out he didn't take a shit on the giant egg but rather a human skull.
1:42
Ooo. The boy chasing the train got a love note. How cute. Turns out it was a prank note left by some boys in the class. It didn't work though because he just rode right by where he was suppose to meet his admirer.
1:47
Apparently the boy has a fear of women because of a few awkward incidents he has had in his life. The first is listening to his parents (at least I think they're his parents) talk about getting a boob job right in front of him. The other incident was overhearing a conversation about how a guy's girlfriend is crazy and beats him up all the time, even breaking his ribs.
1:53
Well he better get over his fear of ladies because there is a new girl at school and he seems to be quite smitten. And for some reason she reminds me of Emma Stone.
2:02
EXTREME SWEEPING! Or maybe he is just trying to scare away the motorcycles on the field.
2:07
This boy is super excited! He overheard his crush saying that she was going to join the Go club. I'm guessing this is the club that he is already in.
2:09
He's not in this club? Why is he all excited then? Instead of joining the club he made up an excuse to take his bike to the shop so that he could watch her from a distance while she plays Go.
2:13
Photo shoot! Photo shoot! Photo shoot in train!
2:17
I'm not really sure what this design type studio thing has to do with the rest of the movie. But after the boss tells the husband of one of his employees that she is having an affair, the girl worker starts to beat him up. Pretty severely too. I'm not sure how they are going to explain this one to HR. That is if he survives it. There's a lot of face stomping going on.
2:23
Uncle made the trip into town to see the girl he likes. It seems like they use to date but she is married now. Awkward.
2:29
Is it weird that this movie just really makes me want to eat Sushi?
2:34
Well, now I get how the design place fits in. The boss man keeps calling the uncle to get him to record a CD for him. Probably of himself singing songs he wrote.
2:43
Nothing like a family hypnosis show. A family that goes under mind control together, stays together.
2:49
While the boy is at the library he gets recruited to join the Go team. Finally he has an opportunity to talk to the girl he likes instead of creepily watching from the bushes outside.
2:52
While the little girl is out practicing her back flips, she hears the moans and groans from a man who is buried up to his head in the ground. How did he get in the ground? There is no dirt around him which leads me to think he's been there for awhile. Maybe its another ghost she has to deal with now.
2:54
Man, this Go club is just a rager. They are all having so much fun they can hardly contain themselves. Also this is sarcasm.
3:01
So the boss and relative of the Uncle finally got his way into a recording studio to make his CD and for some reason they decided to wear matching outfits and choreograph the songs. Don't they realize that when you're recording it doesn't matter what you look like. What a bunch of weirdos. The uncle looks miserable mixing this. And I would be too if I were him.
3:03
"They're like perverted aliens from some unknown planet"
3:10
Oh young love. Playing Go in silence. He manned up and told her how he dreamt of playing with her and it worked! She said they should play together every day. How cute.
3:24
:( the girl looked at her grandpa's window. It was open and no one was staring at her. After further inspection she sees his dead body on the ground. I liked the old man.
3:36
The little girl finally does a back flip and her reward is to be swallowed up by a giant sunflower that slowly takes over the world. Trippy. But at least she seems to be free from her giant self that was always hovering over her shoulder.
3:41
And roll credits. I think this might be my favorite of the bunch so far.
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