Andy, who is pinning over his German teacher (well now ex-teacher), tries his luck online and actually ends up talking to his teacher. He goes over to the German's house but it turns out he broadcasts his BDSM "dungeon" online while people tell him what to do. So naturally, Muffler finds him on the set and tells everyone about it. Plus Andy has the overbearing father, still trying to be cool, that barges into Andy's room at the most inopportune times. And let's not forget the whole apple pie I mean quiche scene in the movie.
Meanwhile Griff decides that his butt is not big enough. So he starts going to the gym to try and improve it's size. That's where he gets hit on my his trainer, who also happens to be an exotic dancer. He gives Griff his business card and tells him to call sometime. But Griff is in love with Jarod and just doesn't have the courage to tell him. When Jarod starts dating a guy he met while playing softball, Griff gets jealous. Jarod doesn't seem to notice though and continues to get closer to the new guy. But whenever they get close to having sex, he seems to chicken out and go a little soft.
And let's not forget Nico, who is searching for an older gentleman to show him the way and talk about Betty Davis with. He first finds a guy online who isn't quite his type but he figures might as well give it a try. Nico goes to his house the man ends up doing drugs, dancing up a storm, and ODing. When the paramedics come they are able to revive him and continue the dance party while Nico leaves the room. His next encounter happens with Survivor's Richard, who he invites back to his house. Right when they are about to have sex, Nico suffers from diarrhea and is mortified by the fact that Richard heard him fart.
As the Labor Day party approaches, it is looking pretty hopeless for everyone except Jarod. They all go to the party and right away Jarod heads off to a bedroom with his meat head. Griff, feeling down that Jarod is hooking up with someone else, runs into the trainer and starts making out. But he can see the silhouettes of Jarod and his boy through the curtains and can't seem to concentrate. The guy takes a hint and tells Griff to tell Jarod how he feels before its too late. Griff runs up to the room and gets there in the nick of time. He confesses his true feelings and surprise! Jarod feels the same way and they make love and then have sex and then just fuck. Still feeling embarrassed about his latest mishap, Nic wanders around the party until he stumbles upon Grandpa Muffler (George Marcy) who was exactly what he was looking for. And on the pool table they end up having sex. Now there is just one more to go. Andy, sitting all alone at the party, suddenly get ambushed by the rejects (Meathead and Stripper Trainer). They decide to take him into the other room and use him for sex.
If you can't tell the plot basically is a gay American Pie to the point where they use the same jokes. I'm not sure if it's suppose to be a parody movie or just a gay rip off. Andy is Jim. Nico is Finch. Jarod is Oz. Muffler is Stiffler etc. I think I would have enjoyed this more if they just did their own version instead of following the plot of American Pie. Although they did have some funny moments and guest appearances but overall I was disappointed that it wasn't more original. I did enjoy the drag mom though.
Rating: **
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