10:54 am
Movie starts. Did they just use a go pro? Also it reminds me of the 70's for some reason (maybe its the font). Let's hope that it doesn't turn in to another weird fetish porn type movie.
10:57 am
The DP is having a love affair with these lens flares. Also the story takes place in some run down town where crime seems to run the streets. Woah fancy car maybe it's in the future.
11:00 am
The crime boss (I think his name is Drake) puts on a show to prove himself by dramatically killing his brother by trapping his head in a man hole cover and maybe him dangle above the sewer while he puts barbed wire around his head that is attached to his car. The drive the car and his head is decapitated. Blood is squirting everyone and some crazy girl in a white bikini is dancing around as if she was a stripper getting the hosed down.
11:02 am
And everyone returns to what they are doing like nothing ever happened.
11:03 am
Apparently he really wants to buy a lawn mower. I have no idea why because I doubt he has a home with a yard that has grass that needs to cut.
11:07 am
Those douchey letter jacket boys from the killing earlier are tying to get money out of some kid playing arcade games. When a girl tells them to let it slide they reply with "The only thing I'm going to let slide is my dick in your... (well you can figure it out I think)"
11:09 am
He also just said, "You know how I know I'm making you wet? Cuz you're making my dick thirsty" Does he really think this is going to work?? Nice try Slick (that's the name on the back of his jacket). Wait... maybe it did just work. Geeosh. Looks like it's going to be the hobo to the rescue.
11:11 am
And one less douchehole to worry about. You go hobo!
11:13 am
The police just said, "Welcome to F*cktown" and then introduced him to the "Princes" aka the douchers. They are stabbing in pretty bad. Not sure how he will survive. But he has to because 1. he hasn't gotten his shot gun yet and 2. there is another hour left of this movie.
11:15 am
Prostitute to the rescue? Also these guys really know how to talk to her. More classic lines were said. Don't even have time to write them down again.
11:20 am
Nothing like a bloody story about bears tearing your face off to help you fall asleep at night.
11:23 am
The hobo decides to get money but being in this guy sick film. All he has to do is break a bottle over his head and then eat the glass. Ughhh I feel sick watching this. Maybe he will go out a buy a shotgun because he still doesn't have one yet.
11:26 am
Hobo goes into a pawn shop and then suddenly it is being robbed at gun point. Fun fact though, one of the robbers is wearing a Halloween mask that I use to own. YES!!! He finally has a shot gun. Looks like he finally gave up those dreams of owning a lawn mower and decided to take down some bad guys.
11:27 am
He tells the robber to spread the word that this hobo is cleaning up the streets. But then goes on to shoot them in head. How are they suppose to spread the message now? Nice logic, hobo.
11:33 am
Plot update. Drake tells Slick he needs to make an example of this hobo and do something so drastic that everyone fears him.
11:35 am
Hmmm... this may be a bad movie to watch at this time with current events at all. You've been warned if you decide to watch within the next couple of days. The douchers send out a message telling people of this twisted sick town that they need to start killing all the homeless people, otherwise they will kill their children.
11:40 am
The town has gone on a homeless person killing rampage. During this time a cop decides he wants to have his way from the prostitute from earlier. Luckily hobo has his shot gun and saves her.
11:43 am
His lawn mowing dream is revealed to the prostitute. Turns out he wants to start his own lawn cutting business. She wants in on the idea. They decide to go into business together. . But before they can leave, the douchers find out where they are.
11:48 am
I don't know how these people survive the shit they go through.
11:51 am
These are the best doctors. So dramatic. I hope real doctors have moments where they just shout out "Live you fu*king whore!!"
11:58 am
I think we have gotten to the exciting conclusion of the movie. Two killers with full body armor have come to the hospital to kill the hobo.
Hahaha that movie was weird. Minimal plot with over simplistic characters. Basically just a gore movie to see lots of killing and hear lots of swearing. The lighting was over the top with lots of emphasis on all the blues, pinks, yellows, and reds. At least it was short I think I would have gone crazy if it was any longer. Although it did have some funny one liners, I doubt I would watch it again... sober that is.
Rating: *
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